Tuesday, December 26, 2006

RTFM

I have been reading some manuals to upgrade some skills... After looking at the video I found out that there is still a lot to improve.... And by the way,.... here is NO UNIX MAN page for this.....!

Steps:
(1) Read the manual.
(2) Watch the video.
(3) try it in real.


MANUAL:
Objective: To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

What You Need:
1. Girl with bra
2. Two functional hands
3. Common sense

Techniques:
1. "The Houdini Hug": Using sleight of hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2. "MacGyver's Off The Shoulder Slide": An alternative method to use after 10 minutes of unsuccessful hugging.

Do Not Use:
Scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, black magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

Warning! When removing a bra, do not say the following:
1. "I really want to thank you for this."
2. "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
3. "Do you have any cereal?"



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